Scotland's Depraved
To the tune of Scotland the Brave
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the sheep
I'm so lonely tonight
Bring out the sheets of rubber
Bring out the peanut butter
England's forever but Scotland's depraved
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the condoms
I'm so restless tonight
Bring out my little brother
I'll have no other lover
England's forever but Scotland's depraved
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the grease
I'm feeling frisky tonight
Bring out my little sister
Lord knows I've really missed her
England's forever but Scotland's depraved
Bring out the whiskey mother
I'm so thirsty mother
Bring out the prize ram
I'm so horny tonight
When I'm done with humpin'
We'll all feast on mutton
England's forever but Scotland's depraved
Out in the fields of heather
Bring out the whips of leather
Whip me most soundly lassie
And hear me rave
Down where the streams 'a' winding
Bring out the ropes for binding
England's forever but Scotland's depraved
Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa...
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