My King Won't You Give Me...
To the tune of Lord Won't You Buy me a Mercedes Benz?, by Janis Joplin
My King won't you give me a belt colored white?
My friends all are Peers now, I must be a Knight.
Oh! One of these days I'll learn how to fight,
My King won't you give me a belt colored white?
Oh, King won't you give me a Court Barony?
So all of the people will bow down unto me.
When I walk through the camp no respect do I see.
Oh. King won't you give me a Court Barony?
Oh, Hillary won't you give a seat on the BOD?
I know they'd accept me if you gave the nod.
All of my life I have wanted to be God.
Oh, Hillary, won't you give me a seat on the BOD?
My King won't you give me a belt colored white?
My friends all are Peers now, I must be a Knight.
Oh! One of these days I'll learn how to fight,
My King won't you give me a belt colored white?
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